Chapter 1.1

The evil reign begins. *cackle* But seriously, this is the start of something manica...*ahem* magical and we're all happy to have you along for the journey. Now, if you please, keep your arms and legs in the car at all times, feel free to click on the pix to see a larger version, aaaaaannnnd...we're outta here!!

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Ah, the lovely town of Suckville, located on the pristine shores of the Sucktanic Ocean just east of the land of Oz.

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But what's this? A sim that didn't look happy in the lovely town of Suckville? A sim that looks like a slightly miffed Harry Potter, despite his creators best intentions of making him into a walking stereo-type of villainy. Blasphemy! What could possibly upset a sim in...

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Ooooh. Yea, I guess plopping a sim down on an empty lot after making them look like HP (even though it was an ACCIDENT) could piss some pixels off.

"Ya think?!"

Hey, no sass is needed from the people in the nose bleeds. Just get to work building your home.

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...Or ignore me all together and head down to the library. Whatever at least we can get an idea of how great the locals are.

'I want to get a book from that book case but this chick is in the way...but I really want that book and there's no way I could go around her. So now what am I going to do. I know, I'll just stand here like an ass for an hour and see if she moves.'

'Man, that guy is really checking out my ass! I can't believe it! Isn't he married or something? Oh, who cares his RICH! Maybe if I stand here for an hour he'll want me soo bad he'll make me his mistress! Yes! MONEY!!11!!one!!one'

*head desk*

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So...what's he reading...oh yea, I never told you his name, huh? Well this is Rodney. Rodney Evale, heir to the Evale thrown, creator of the Evale line, reader of...evil...maternity books. O_o

"What? I wanted to read something 'maniacal'. What's more maniacal than childbirth?"

>_> I'm not even going to comment on that.

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Instead I'm going to officially introduce you to the world.

"Sweet! Like a debutant ball?"

... *ignore* So, this chunk of annoying pixels is Rodney. His an evil, neurotic, athletic, workaholic, bookworm who dreams of becoming the Emperor of Evil. Fitting for the founder of the Evale family name. Although, the more time I spend with him the less...evil he seems. -_-

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Well, while we were in town ignoring my wishes, I sent Rodney down to the super secret headquarters of the criminal world to get a job... I guess an abandoned warehouse screams evil's a foot. >_> It'd be cooler if you had to actually meet someone in the criminal track, find out they were in the criminal track and then convince them to let you join instead of walking up to the building and demanding a job. Then again...that does take guts.

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I don't know what Rodney's doing in this picture since there's no real reason for him to be in the library. However, I am happy he's there because of the green skinned goddess that just walked into the room and his life. And NO, I did NOT create her and place her in the neighborhood because there's hardly any single women in town. *shifty eyes* DON'T JUDGE ME!

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Look at her! Isn't she just beautiful?! Her name is Gloria (her last name doesn't matter because she's not keeping it!)

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AH! She's soo pretty and worth every penny spent in the sims store.

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....Apparently Rodney doesn't think so though. Grrr!

"You're green and your mom not only dresses you funny, she's a freakin llama!"

"At least I have a mom you emo poser wanna be! You don't even have a house!"

Oooo, Zings all around!

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But, if things keep going this way they're never going to...wait a minute.

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"You're right, I am an emo poser wanna-be, but that's not my fault! My creator f-ed up because she's an idiot."

I am not! I made Gloria didn't I?! She's freakin gorgeous!

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"Y-you're just soo beautiful and strong that I, I don't know, I..."

"Freaked out?"

"No."

"Felt the need to retaliate because I'm way more awesome, charming, and good looking than you ever could be?"

"...yes."

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"Oh, cry my a river and write me a sob story. You need to get over yourself."

O_o;

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"You want to show me? *bats eyelashes*"

"You bet your scrawny butt I do. *purr*"

"Ooooh, yea. I'm Rodney by the way."

"You can call me Mistress Gloria."

"Yes, Mistress."

WTF!?! @_@

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So, uh, you and Gloria gonna bump uglies after she's done dominating you or have I lost complete control of this legacy train?

"WHAT! *choke* *cough* *sputter*"

*evil cackle* I've still got it! >:D

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Don't ask my why I took this. To show that time was passing? To show how cute Rodney looks when he's sleeping? Idk... >_>

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Unfortunately, Rodney's evil slumber was interrupted by the paper girl running her route...somehow.

"You little BRAT! I'm going to steal all of you're freakin candy for what you did!! ALL OF IT! Come back here!!"

I still don't understand what happened, I've figured it's just best not to ask. It is pretty cool that he won't leave the house in jammies/undies. Maybe it's because he's neurotic? *shrug* Idk...I just think it's nifty.

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"So...uh I couldn't help but notice you chasing the paper girl."

"Yea, what about it? I'll chase you too."

"Umm, I'm not really into emo guys so..."

"I'm not emo I'm EVIL!!"

"Yea... *eye roll* You're 'evil'."

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Yep, he's soo evil he takes Gloria out on dates at the fanciest restaurant in town. He makes her open her own door though so I guess he's being evil. >_>

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I just thought she was looking quite smashing so I took a pic of her. This is Mrs. Landgrabb looking posh in a green two piece with her hair up in a classy conch-esque shape.

"BWAHAHAHAHAAA~!"

O_o; wtf?

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"MooOOoWaaaHAHAHAHAAA~!"

@_@; Yea, I have no words for this. He left the building and started cackling...for hours.

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...and hours.

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...and hours. He's thinking about Gloria btw. Maybe he spiked her drink or poisoned her food. Now that would be evil.

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"Oh, Rodney. I...I want you! I need you! I love you!"

Yes, he definitely did something in there.

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This would be cuter if she wasn't drugged. ... ... What?! I'm just saying...

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"So, I had a great time at dinner Mistress Gloria."

"Yea, so did I. I'd like to have a great time after dinner too."

"Yea...and I was wondering if you'd like to be my girlfriend."

"I'd like to be whatever you want me to be. *hic* *purr*"

LMAO!!

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Since the wooing of Gloria went wrong...or right? Rodney's been hitting the gym a lot lately to let off some steam and raise his athletic skill. He's been doing a lot of running so he hasn't bulked up too much yet. Yay!

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Now, if he could actually learn to use the treadmill... Seriously, he's at level 4/5 and he still can't run on the freakin thing. It's really not that hard Rodney.

"Shut. *huff* You're. *huff* FaaAAACceee!" *crash*

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Rodney never did find his arm again after that fall. It was a sad day for all sim kind. A sad, sad day.

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Wait a minute! It's back.

"Yep, thanks to Lady Ravenfirestickhowlingmoon's elixir of arm sweat."

Elixir of arm sweat?

"Yea, it's gross but the sweat from other people's arms bonds with your body and then-"

Stop. I don't want to know. Just go drink you're sweat.

*slurp*

*shudder*

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And what's the first thing he does with his new arm? P&Ls at some chick with horrible fashion sense. I can't really be upset with him because I would P&L too.

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Rodney tends to spend a lot of his time staring idly out of windows. Is he contemplating the meaning of life? Is he planning the demise of an annoying neighbor who insists on calling every few minutes? Is he planning out how to destroy Suckville and all of it's suckvillians? Who knows. All I know is that he does this enough to not only be annoying but maddening. >_>

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"OMGZ!!!!11!111"

What?! What is it?! Where's the fire? Did Mary fall in the well again? What is it boy?

"I woke UP!!11!! OMGZ! I woke up and I have to make my bed!! Aaarraghghghhh!!!"

-_- *head desk* He does this every morning too. Every. Freakin. Morning.

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After he calmed down he went and brushed his teeth...three times. I guess something big must be going on.

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"Yep! Today I'm going on a date with Gloria. *stupid grin*"

YAY! *dances* It's been way too long since we've seen her pretty face. I hope she hasn't found someone else...

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"GAaaaaH! Why couldn't you have called me yesterday?!"

"Because I had work last night and I needed to raise my athletics in order to get a promotion. Why, is something wrong?"

"Wrong?! WRONG?!"

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"No, nothing's wrong. I'll just have to tell Gunthar that he's no longer the man for me."

"Um...isn't he married?"

"So?"

"So..."

"Oh, just shut up and kiss me!"

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*insert gross kissing noises and a lame joke here*

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I just thought this was too funny to not share. He's such a girlie boy. =D I love it!!

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Well, Rodney finally came to his senses and accepted that inviting a woman over doesn't make it a date. He took her to the same place he took her last time. It's kinda cute...it'd be cuter is this wasn't the only place in town worth going to on a date. >_> Just saying'...

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"Hey, Gloria."

"Yea?"

"There's, uhh, something I've been wanting to ask you for some time."
(More like some days but whatever...)

"Yea?"

"I-it's just that you're really great, nearly perfect even. I feel like we were made for eachother..."
(Because you were... >_> )
"...and I really don't know what I'd do with out you."

Okay all together now! Aawwww!!! SQUEE!

"Rodney, what are you getting at?"

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"Gloria...will you do me the honor of becoming my partner in Evil?"

"OMGZ YES!!! *squeeee!*"

Check out the random lady in the background. She's all like, "Not this AGAIN?!"

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Creepy hug!! Yea...her eyes never fully close.

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See!! They never close! @_@ She's watching me.

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And here's where I leave you. With a pic of Rodney running to work. He's getting buffer. =( I gotta make him go run some more to get him slimmed down.

Anyways, thanks for reading! Let me know if this is too long/short..although your suggestions won't be used until at least chapter 1.3 because I'm giong to be starting chapter 1.2 today. =P

Peace,
Marq