Chapter 1.4

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Last time we left Gloria was off to the hospital while her husband watched the kids, and by watched I mean didn't, and by didn't I mean he slept the whole time she was gone. Yep, the man's a keeper. >_>

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Anyways, the lady of the house had her kid. Strange though, she's holding the baby in a basket. I haven't seen a basket in the sims since TS1 and EAxis' lame attempt of implementing pro-creation.

Sooo, Gloria, what's up with the basket?

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Gloria? O_o; GLORIA!!! @_@

"It'll be fine. He'll never have to know. Just drop them off at a church....yea, a church."

...Gloria, there are no churches in Suckville, I haven't built one yet.

"Then, the Crumplebottoms. She's been trying and trying..."

Trying what?! Who are you talking about?! What's going on!

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Triplets. Triplets is what's going on. -_- TRIPLETS!!!

Well, I guess I better introduce them. World, this is Kuja. He's named after the main villain in Final Fantasy 9. The guy was insane in the game so Kuja's a little off his rocker also but he's a genius too! Makes sense, right? What kind of genius isn't inane? XD

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This is Kadaj. He's named after the main villain of Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children. I say main because he got more screen time than Sephiroth. He's brave and a loner.

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This is Keith. He's friendly and excitable and because of that he gets a normal name.... >_> For those of you thinking that I ran out of K names for the boys that's not true!! Really.... =( It's not.

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One convenient thing about this birth is that it's a major birthday event today! It's time for baby Edea to grow up! =D

"Stupid party! Stupid cake! Stupid BALLOONS!!"

Yea, Rodney wasn't excited about the party. Who could really blame him though after finding out he's now the proud father of five. @_@

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Gloria on the other hand was very excited!

"YEA! Goooooooo baby Edea! WOO!"

A little too excited if you ask me. >_>

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*barf*

Why do all of the kids look soo fugly?! And what's up with that face?!

"Bbwaaaaiinnss!! Uuggggh! Bwaaaiinns!!"

@_@ OMG! She's not only crazy, she's a freakin ZOMBIE!!! Hopefully a quick visit to the mirror can fix this.

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Poor Rodney. He's been freaking out all party. It's mainly been about his hunky friend. O_o; I wonder why though. Rodney's no where near him....hmm.

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Anyways, here's little Edea! Isn't she PRECIOUS! And since she's insane I thought it'd be perfectly normal for her to wear facepaint at ALL times. =P Her favorite color is orange, if you couldn't tell...

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It's also Ephabala's birthday too! WOO! =D Here's hoping she stays cute!

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@_@ Again with the face....she's not cute either. Maybe it's the outfit? Green and yellow don't exactly go well with green skin. She'd make a prime candidate for What not to Wear!! OMG! Go. Change. Now. and wipe that look off your face while you're at it.

"*grumble*"

What was that?

"..."

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And here she is ladies and gents, Elphie all grown up.

"Do you really have to do this now? I'm about to read and then go do some homework and then go clean the house ."

O_o; You're a strange one, you know that?

"Whatever, are we finished? I don't have time to dottle around and listen to your mindless prattle."

You're reminding me more and more of your namesake everyday. >_> Hopefully you're not allergic to water.

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And I kid you not, this is what she does in her spare time. Read. All the time. Read or paint or clean. O_o; If I'm even wondering where she is all I have to do is look in three places. At least she's predictable, right?

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With the three little ones constantly needing attention, Gloria still managed to find time to teach Edea her mandatory skills.

Speaking of skills, I'm pissed that kids (not toddlers) can't learn all of the skills! Seriously, they can't pick up a book and read about gardening, charisma, etc but they can bake muffins and go fishing?! *head desk* This is just stupid! Where am I going to get my garden labor from now? =(

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Oh, today was also Rodney's birthday. Yea...it was a lot of birthdays. They didn't have enough money for a cake though so Rodney just grew up naturally. You don't really look different or like the Emporer of Evil. Hmm...maybe you need a make-over?

"YES!!"

O_o;

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And here's his new look. He got new clothes too because I thought they looked awesome on the TS3 store. =P Now he's looking the role 24/7. How do you feel Rodney?

"Evil."

Good. =D

"No. Evil."

*head desk*

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Elphie dragged this chunk of pixels home with her from school. From the looks of it she's wishing she hadn't. I wish she hadn't either... >_>

"I'm watching you, little girl. If you come near my stove or my book case I'll put a curse on you."

O_o; Magic isn't in TS3, it probably never will be unless EAxis grows a pair and doesn't let the uproar of stupid people guide them. >_> Besides, it's not like they'll ever top Makin Magic. =( Greatest. EP. Ever!!

"Are you done? Now, chickie, if I see you within 10ft of my room heads are going to roll, you hear me?!"

"*yawn* So, where's, like, your TV?"

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As the days past, Gloria's need to steal has grown. She's started abusing people's pools at night and stealing stuff from her neighbors...while they're home!! @_@ She's a gutsy woman, I'll give her that much.

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...And Rodney continues to freak out over everything. Today it's the radio he has to upgrade for a friend of his. Don't know why he's freaking out though, his handiness skill is level 6. The odds of him getting electrocuted are slim to none.

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The nursery. It was going to be Elphie's room...she's back in her old room with her little sister now. =( So, I wouldn't forget who's who each boy has their fav color theme behind them. Notice Keith's? The boy's going to be nothing but sunshine and rainbows. *gag*

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He's the only boy that's the same shade of green as his mommy though. =( I wish Kadaj was that shade. Yea...I'm not playing favorites already or anything. *shifty eyes*

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Rodney's been jogging everywhere (aka to and from work) now. =D He's no longer bulky which makes me happy! He doesn't look too happy about it though. Eh, who cares? LOL!

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She's soo cute!!! *huggles* Isn't she just the most adorable thing EVER!?

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This one though...not so much. O_o; She's got her mom's eyes I think because they never fully close. She looks like she's possessed. Maybe she is? She's always tossing and turning while sleeping. I don't know if that's just a child thing or if it's because of Edea playing in there soo much.

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The beautiful view from Elphie and Edea's bedroom window. =D One thing that's great of TS3 is the landscape views.

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And one thing that's great about Elphie being a child is that I can explore the town again! =D A lot of townies are elders now but there's been a good influx of people to keep that balanced. I do think it's kind of weird that kids can roam around the entire town by themselves. O_o; They do have to be home by 7pm (I think) which is annoying!!

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They apparently get a bike to ride on automatically. O_o; We never got her a bike but here she is riding one. Maybe it's because she can't ride in a cab? *shrug*

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Here she is playing chess with her destined playmate! You guys remember him don't you? He had the hunky dad and the slutty mom. Well, his name is Derek and he's a cutie!

"Mmm...I think I'm gonna move my rook."

"You sure you want to do that, Derek?"

"Uumm...maybe?"

"Maybe doesn't cut it Derek. This isn't a game you know!"

O_o; Maybe you should be a little nicer to him if you're going to marry him one day.

"Marry?! Me?! Hahaha! That'll be the day."

.... =(

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Rodney does this often. BWAHAHAA!!!

"AAAGGHHH!!! There's three of them! THREE!!!"

Just like there have always been... Maybe he's missing his 1 bed/1 bath bachelor pad. HAHA! Those days are LONG gone buddy! Long gone!

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Thank goodness another massive birthday event!! The triplets are growing up! Now they'll be a little more independent! YAY!

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Here's Kadaj. What's wrong little guy, you're looking a little melencholy.

"People. Everywheres."

Yea...why don't you just go to your room then and be alone. Poor guy. I'm going to need to re-do the house if I like him enough so that he can be alone.

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Here's Keith, not that I care. The kid hates, HATES, his father. Literally hates him! Rodney's never stolen candy from the kid (although he's wanted to) and the kid still hates him.

"Stupid evil poopy head monster! He sucks!"

He changes your diaper and feed you, you should love him!

"Bawsshaaahsh!"

@_@ I don't even know what that means but I'm sure it was disrespectful. Go to your room! Wiat...no Kaju's going there. Go...go play and be dumb!

"*grumble*"

Stupid kid. >_>

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And here's Kadaj. I don't have a good make-over pic of him though for some reason. =( He's my fav and I don't even have a good pic of him! What kind of creator am I?! *sob*

"It's okay. I still wubs you!"

Aaawww! Lets go put some face paint on your face, you crazy cutie.

"No."

O_o; Please?

"No!"

=(

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The days have become pretty hectic here. The toddlers skill and train, the parents try to keep up with the toddlers needs, I keep using my awesome skillz and make all of the dirty dishes and old newspapers disappear. I'm getting tired of dragging and dropping. So. Tired. =(

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I'm quite happy that Elphie takes care of herself.

"Of course I do, I'm almost an adult. Now please shut up so that I can concentrate on this."

Aw, isn't she a peach...

"Shhh."

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Of all of the boys, Kuja's the cutest! =D I'm liking him more and more everyday!

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He's also a little wrecking ball. KUJA! That was your dinner!

"Gwoss!"

Yea, but you have to eat!

"Eewwww! Gwosss!!! Gwoss! Gwoss! Gwoss! Gwoss!"

-_-# Okay, okay, you win. Don't eat.

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"Love? Say Love. Say, I love daddy."

"I hate daddy."

"No, love daddy. Love"

"I hate daddy! Daddy sucks! Daddy's a loser poopy pants!"

".... Can you say bottle? Bottle."

>_> Stupid kid.

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Even with five kids in the house, Rodney still manages time to cackle evily. He doesn't look so evil in his pjs in the kids bathroom though. =P

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Since the parents can't leave the house and Elphie wanted to go out I followed her around. I need a break! Anyways, I took this pic to show the teleporter! It's soo awesome since they live FOREVER and a day away from town!

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But, there are some side affects of using it apparently. O_o; Poor Elphie (not), she had the embarrassed moodlet for hours after this. BWAHAHA!

"You know I can hear you right?"

What? *looks innocent*

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Thank goodness for the repair guy! Between him and the babysitter this isn't as bad as it could be. @_@ It also helps that Rodney picks up random stuff on the job from time to time.

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Elphie's been upset with the guy recently though.

"How DARE you not repair the TV! That's what you're here to do! *nag* *nag*"

"AAAHH!! Help me!! Flashbacks! Mommy, no! I don't wanna repair the trash compactor! *sob*"

O_o; Poor guy.

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Rodney's taken to avoiding returning home. I built this little evil nook for when he gets to work early. He uses it know as an excuse to 'miss' his limo.

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"Hey, I'm your babysitter today. It's very, very, nice to meet you."

O_o; Are you hitting on me super tan because I'm way too old for you.

"Age is just a number."

So are the odds of you getting skin cancer. No move along.

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ARGH! Not to another woman! OMG!

"Oh, yea, sweetness, you've got some moves. So when does your husband come home?"

"Ew. Is there something wrong with you or are you just an idiot."

"Don't be like that. Come on, dance with me."

"Oh, I'll dance with you if you dare to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight when the devil has a kitchen knife, a rope, and a freshly dug grave. Now scram! Get out of here!"

"Can I have my pay?"

"As long as I can deduct my refund from your hide!"

@_@ Whoa, that was a little harsh. You could've just turned him down, you know. Maybe you've been cooped up in the house too long. You've been stir crazy for a few days.

"Yea...maybe you're right. I'm going to go out and get some air."

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And find a GIANT chunk of meteorite! Holy cow is that big! @_@ That's soo going in the back yard.

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Hey, Rodney.

"Yea?"

It's sunrise and Gloria's not home yet.

"And?"

Well, where is she?

"She's blowing off some steam waiting for the spa to open."

At 7 in the morning? O_o;

"Yea. Something about a kid trying to molest her. I didn't really ask for details I just told her to get whatever package she wanted."

Well, isn't that nice...?

And, this is where I leave you! @_@ This chapter was very hard to play but pretty fun to write. =P Sorry if it's a bit long! I cut quite a bit out. You can see the pics over at my Picasa album if you want to see more of the kids.

Chapter 1.5 (yea, the kids are growing up really slow @_@ ) will be up soon.

Marq